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[October 28th, 9:10pm]

shyloh
M-- when are you going to meet my gracey?

B--we ran into each other yesterday. I introduced myself.  She said one of my arms is longer than the other, then threw her coffee in my face.
=cried myself to sleep all night.
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[June 22nd, 10:06am]

heighlo
This conversation took place between Richie’s father and someone who rang the bell yesterday while we were there. FYI - cleana my place is Richie's fathers way of telling people to leave.

1 = person @ door
2 = Richie’s father

1- Hi is this your dog?
2- No, I don’t like dogs!
1- I didn’t ask if you liked dogs, I asked if this was your dog
2- No, no dog – cleana my place!
1- Do you speak English?
2- No!
1- You don’t speak English?
2- No! Cleana my place please!
1 -Just because you don’t speak English doesn’t mean you have to be so rude to me! I’m allowed to come to your door.
2- CLEANA MY PLACE PLEASE!
1- I’m going to report you for being so mean!
2-CLEANA MY PLACE – thank you!
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[November 3rd, 8:11pm]

shyloh
I told Shawn to watch as baby moved in my belly

Shawn:  Those are just your abs twitching.
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[November 3rd, 8:11pm]

shyloh
Conversation with my grandmother (while both of us watched a show with a woman in labour)

Grandmother:  you shouldn't watch this, you'll get scared

Me: I'll be fine, don't worry

Grandmother:  Babies don't come out from under your arm you know, they come out of the right place

Me:  I know

(lady in show is in agony and is screaming)

Grandmother:  See her face, it only hurts for a short time, after the baby is born, she'll be smiling and forget about the pain and go home and make a new one in 3 months
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[October 18th, 11:10pm]

shyloh

Michelle

still awake?

11:04pmMaria

yes, you?

11:04pmMichelle

no

i'm a mirage

yes, i had a nap so i'll be up for a while

11:05pmMaria

i'm a mirage??

you can take some advil

you will be ok.

11:06pmMichelle
 

do you know what a mirage is?

 

lol

 

you are making me laugh

11:06pmMaria

oh. what was the mirage?

I thought you misspelled Migrane..

LOL

11:07pmMichelle
 

you know when people are in the desert...and they think they see water

 

that's a mirage

11:07pmMaria

what did you see?

11:07pmMichelle
 

call me right now please

11:08pmMaria

okiedokie

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Merces & Me [June 27th, 10:06pm]

deep_with_in_me
Merces: Joao Carlos used to come up behind me while I was doing dishes and hug me. He would tell me he hoped I loved him as much as he loved me.

Me: I thought, How sweet is that?
Tears came to my eyes and I was very sad for her great loss. I told her only the good ones die.
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wtf? [November 28th, 10:11pm]

jnet
[ mood | scared ]

P1 keeps giggling.

P2 wakes up.

P1 says,
"I say 'Donkaay'. You say 'Bluuuuegrass.' I say, 'Bluegrass?' Hahaha. Is that part of a movie?"

P2 is speechless and has no idea what P1 is talking about.

P1 asks, 
"What time is it?"

P2 says, 
"5:49 a.m."

P1 goes back asleep.

P2 is confused.

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[November 25th, 8:11pm]

shyloh
Just me ... says:
i heard you and ted are like rabbits these days !
Michelle says:
what? are you kidding me?
Michelle says:
that was earlier this year
Michelle says:
things have slowed down tremendously since his new job
Just me ... says:
replace those batteries in your man then !
Michelle says:
or in my vibrator
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[November 10th, 9:11pm]

shyloh
You have just sent a nudge.

Just me ... says:
you 'finished cleaning?' .. your mother told me you went home to 'clean'

Michelle says: although it is possible to "clean" by myself, it isn't nearly as fun as when i clean with Ted. Ted's working.

Just me ... says:
'clean by yourself?'

Michelle says:
haven't you ever" cleaned" by yourself?

Just me ... says:
OMG

Michelle says:
oh please

Michelle says:
lol
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[November 8th, 7:11pm]

shyloh
school work is NEVER ending BS!! says:
why are you mimi
off to bed...too tired and too lonely and sad today. boo hoo me. says:
what are you so consada about?
school work is NEVER ending BS!! says:
canSada
school work is NEVER ending BS!! says:

off to bed...too tired and too lonely and sad today. boo hoo me. says:
h why?
school work is NEVER ending BS!! says:
got very little sleep mon night
school work is NEVER ending BS!! says:
canSada of school
school work is NEVER ending BS!! says:
why are you
off to bed...too tired and too lonely and sad today. boo hoo me. says:
me too
off to bed...too tired and too lonely and sad today. boo hoo me. says:
because michelle is so great and i'm not
school work is NEVER ending BS!! says:
what do you mean
off to bed...too tired and too lonely and sad today. boo hoo me. says:
michelle is wonderful
off to bed...too tired and too lonely and sad today. boo hoo me. says:
dont' you agree?
off to bed...too tired and too lonely and sad today. boo hoo me. says:
isnt' she the best?
school work is NEVER ending BS!! says:
no one is the best
off to bed...too tired and too lonely and sad today. boo hoo me. says:
yes, i am...i mean she is
school work is NEVER ending BS!! says:
we can't be the best at everything
school work is NEVER ending BS!! says:
WHO IS THIS
off to bed...too tired and too lonely and sad today. boo hoo me. says:
it's michelle
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[October 16th, 8:10pm]

shyloh
Standing in line at the blood donor clinic:


Lady walks up to me and says: Is this to donate blood?
Me: Yes
Lady: Do we get anything for doing this?
Me: What do you mean?
Lady: Do you get paid for donating blood?
Me: No
Lady: It's free?
Me: Yes
Lady walks away...


it's a sad, sad world we live in...
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coversation with Tom [September 25th, 9:09am]

deep_with_in_me
Me: Good afternoon CTF

Tom: Hi Marie, how are you?

Me: Fine Tom, and you?

Tom: OK, thanks

Me: how's your son? married, babies?

Tom: laughs....married? no he isn't yet....Babies I don't know..He could have some out there and he's not telling me...and laughs his head off...

Me: You are so funny Tom...Laugh my head off.
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[September 4th, 8:09am]

shyloh
Larry: Vavo and Rose sleep together in the same bed..well, not sleep together-sleep together, but they lie down beside each other.

Me: Thanks for clearing that up for me.
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[August 17th, 1:08pm]

shyloh
michelle says:
haven't seen you in a while...what's keepng you away?
Demon says:
your pop said the next time he sees me, it will be the last time i am seen by anyone.
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A true Cheeper ! [May 30th, 3:05pm]

msloon
[ mood | amused ]

P1: You'll be a little short this month .. but that's okay ..
Just think CHEAP!

P2: Okay, that's fine ... CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP

P1: You better be careful, Maria will think you've been out watching
the birds too much .. you're turning into one of them !

P2: BIRDS ! Oh My Goodness .. shu don't tell her that !
She will think that !





truly a nutcase .. but he is funny :)

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What a sense of humour .. for sure ! [May 24th, 3:05pm]

msloon
[ mood | amused ]

P1: Can you please leave me my car keys and let me know where my car is parked?

P2: Your car is parked on the corner .. by the way, there's a Mexican Family living in it .. how's your Spanish?

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Bryan on Bambie's passing... [May 22nd, 10:05pm]

shyloh
Demon says:
i would have liked one more good bite from her. A really good one. breaking the skin and to hear her hiss. that would be nice right now
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Uh oh! part 2 (Amanda might not hate me that much...) [May 15th, 3:05pm]

m0nkeybutt
[ mood | cheerful ]

P1: can you still come when amanda get's back?

P2: yeah, maybe I could come sometimes with amanda. That would make both you guys happy because I'll be here for you and Richie would be happy because he doesn't like me.

P3: No, I like both of you guys...i just knew amanda for longer.

Richie loves his amanda!

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[May 3rd, 10:05am]

msloon
[ mood | drained ]

P1: Why did you skip school ... didn't you have a Math test today?

P2: Uh, yeah ... but this will give me more time to study.

P1: :o

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[April 30th, 7:04pm]

shyloh
P1: Hi

P2: Hi.
Oh, thank you so much for calling me!

P1: (smiles)

P2: Oh it's you...

P1: :(
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